Isn’t the internet a funny place? It’s filled with men who want to be amusing for strangers online, and some of them are coming up with comedic gold. Some others are just going to pass on to you what they’ve read on other sites and message boards, just like I’m going to do in these next paragraphs. I’ve been keeping an eye out for the best adult one-liner jokes on the internet, and I’ve found them in the strangest of places. Some I have from the old uncles with no filters that I follow on Facebook just for their shocking rants and posts. Some others are from the comment sections of adult sites such as Frozen porn games or from the best porn sites reviews where the authors are hiding in some incredible one-line adult joke Easter Eggs. And because I love comedy, I’m going to let you know about my top 10 one-line adult jokes that always make me crack. below in this article, we will cover The Best Adult One Line Jokes That Always Make Me Crack.
1. If a chick sleeps with ten men, she might be kind of easy. If a man does it, he is definitely gay.
This is one of the first adult jokes that I’ve ever heard and it always makes me laugh. And it reminds me about the conundrum between male and female history, in which a woman who sleeps with a lot of men is called slutty, but the men are called playboys and studs. I have the perfect explanation for this dilemma. It’s much harder to sleep with a lot of people when you’re a man than when you’re a woman.
2. The difference between your wife and your job is that in five years, your job will still suck.
I don’t know why, but I’ve always been a huge fan of marriage humor, and I’m not even married. Maybe that’s why it’s so funny to me. If I were to be married, I would have probably found it tragic. At the same time, maybe it’s jokes like this that I don’t want to get married.
3. The main difference between men and women is what they think about when they hear the world “Facial”
This one I just love to say in public where there are both men and women around because I can see all the different expressions on their faces. The guys start laughing immediately and the girls look at us all confused. But the biggest difference between men and women is when someone brings up the word “bukkake”
4. A blind man walks by the fish market and says: “Hello, ladies!”
I know this joke is not too much, but I’ve overheard my grandpa telling it to some old geezers while they were hanging out at the local pub. I was with them just drinking my soda, and they were telling dirty jokes. I didn’t get that joke until much later when I remembered the moment, and it dawned on me. I laughed so hard that day.
5. Friends are just like breasts. Some are bigger, and some are smaller. Some are real, and some are fake.
This last one is not as much of a joke as it as a one-liner to live by. It’s funny, and that’s because it’s true. With that in mind, go on and let me know which are your top five adult one-liners that always make you crack.